What caliber is your coffee chambered in?
Now that you've joined the Misfits, we need to get you the right munitions. If you're unsure which caliber is best-suited for you, the guide below will help you pick your first roast.
We Find These Roasts To Be Self-Evident.
Here at Misfit Militia Coffee, we are changing the way the world views coffee. People will tell you they drink their coffee light, medium, dark...but God has not created coffee beans to be so limited. Taste our coffee and you'll see just how much further coffee goes.
It's not enough to rate your cup by how dark the roaster took your beans, and so we don't. We rate our coffee like we rate our ammo: by caliber.
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And so we find these roasts, and their descriptions, to be self-evident.
22 LR
(Light)
A tea-like sweetness to the cup, 22 LR roasts boast fruity and more herbal flavor notes.
9 MM
40 S&W
50 AE
(Med-Light)
(Medium)
(Med-Dark)
(Dark)
A rich-bodied experience that accents your brighter flavors. Expect a variety of fruity notes, nuttiness, and subtle chocolate.
Your traditional medium roast taste: Full-bodied coffee boasting a sharp nuttiness and deep fruity/chocolate notes.
45 ACP
A full-bodied cup with a hit of darker tones. Expect refined nuttiness with darker chocolate notes.
A punch in the face. Not for the faint at heart. Expect notes of tobacco, dried fruits, and spice.